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Welcome, Gunther fans.

Getting a wave of new followers makes me fear whether there are any bad apples among them. I’m sure the vast majority are lovely. But if any of these apply to you, please unfollow or you will be blocked:

  • Terf
  • Biphobe
  • Aphobe
  • Thinking of voting Tory at the next UK general election
9 months ago 6 notes

watermonkeystuff:

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Congratulations to memes for making it to the real world.

1 hour agothistlefly 9,696 notes

cremainsinmorningrays:

casgirl:

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prev you are literally so right and you should say it

2 hours agothistlefly 61,259 notes

emailmore:

popeye_sailor10349213802: im sad

popeye_sailor10349213802: im not doing good

BLuTo-2005: I’m sorry man. Whats wrong.

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach doesnt work on me any more

olive.oyl1337: ok

popeye_sailor10349213802: spinach stopped working on me even if i eat a mountain height pile of cans if spinach

olive.oyl1337: ok

2 hours agohungwy 19,629 notes

homewrecking-lore:

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2 hours agothistlefly 23,045 notes

guitarbeard:

rainbowgazes-archive:

guitarbeard:

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Yeah I’m calling bullshit on that one, from experience the average domestic water heater only takes between an hour and a half to 3 hours at the absolute worst, what the hell are these plumbers doing for the other 4-5 hours?

Jumping on goonba lol

lol

2 hours agorockboci 42,159 notes

heehoothefool:

ghost–bot:

cheddar-baby:

cheddar-baby:

What the sneef? I’m snorfin’ here!

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Hey? You doin alright @ghost–bot ??

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2 hours agoa-logical-phallus 227,346 notes

fierceawakening:

cisthoughtcrime:

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I love all of these people.

2 hours agoa-logical-phallus 218,730 notes

wgm-beautiful-world:

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The Sunflower door in Prague, built in 1900, CZECH REPUBLIC

2 hours agoa-logical-phallus 10,101 notes

eelizabit:

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LMAO

2 hours agozoethebitch 67,494 notes
i-like-dried-pasta asked:

what happens when you die

pukicho:

Me specifically?

2 hours agoa-logical-phallus 3,595 notes
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